Seafoodies, grab your tartar sauce, because weve got great news for your taste bud: The scuba diver Red Lobster caught by mistake is going to be deep-fried and put on a platter for one hungry client to enjoy!
Wow. Now thats a catch of the working day!
According to a new promotion from the seafood chain, the diver, who was snagged in a trawl net in the South Pacific last week, is being battered and friedwetsuit, oxygen tank, flippers, and allthen seasoned to crispy, golden perfection, garnished with lemon wedges, and served with plenty of Red Lobsters signature Cheddar Bay Biscuits.
The whopping catch weighs in at 243 pounds, so be sure to bringing a healthy appetite, and maybe even got a couple of hungry friends if you plan on finishing the whole thing. There should be plenty to go around!
No word yet on how theyll pick the luck client, but we cant wait, because this once-in-a-lifetime feast is fit for Neptune himself. Its an event that no self-respecting seafood lover would miss!
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